that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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