Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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