You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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