So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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