I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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