idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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