I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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