The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
not ubering you a puppy
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