Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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