Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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