This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
My vagina just clenched in fear
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