its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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