WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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