Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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