I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
