umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
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I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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