Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Randomize