Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
her vagine was all disorganized.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
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his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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