check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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