Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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