Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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