you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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