yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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