WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
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Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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