Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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