But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
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If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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