You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
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He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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