Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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