i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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