What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
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I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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