Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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