chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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