8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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