Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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