he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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