It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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