Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize