So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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