Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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