Small penises have feelings too.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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