let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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