Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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