Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
