is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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