Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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