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Is it because I queefed?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
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