Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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