My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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