Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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