His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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