she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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