Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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