therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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