I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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