The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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