She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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